Some people like to save money by getting massages at home instead of at the spa, which can be more expensive. But you don’t want to get arrested by the police when you’re receiving your massage and that’s why you need to know how to tell if your massage therapist is really a cop. This guide will teach you what massage therapists wear. As well as teach what type of body language to look for when determining if they’re really law enforcement officers or not.
What To Do In Case You Suspect A Massage Therapist Is A Cop
What if you are in the middle of an appointment and start to suspect that your massage therapist is a cop? The first thing you should do is stay calm. Police officers cannot arrest you for something you have not done, so there is nothing to worry about.
However, it's important to be alert and aware of what your next steps should be. At this point, it's best to end the massage session. You may want to ask your therapist why they're a cop during or after the session. You may also want to consider filing a report with the police department where your massage therapy clinic is located.
In most cases, real cops won't mind telling you why they are investigating massage therapists. For example, one time I suspected my masseuse was an undercover officer but then she told me she was there to investigate someone else. It turned out that her partner had been arrested for assaulting a client at the same location, I went to get my massage. While these situations can seem scary at first, they will rarely escalate into anything dangerous.
Is Your Massage Therapist a Cop? Here's How To Find Out
There are a lot of indicators that can help you spot a massage therapist who might be an undercover cop, but here are the most common ones:
Clothing: Some police officers wear light blue jeans, while others wear khakis. However, they will typically be wearing light blue shirts and dark blue or black shoes. A police officer might also have a gun on their hip.
Behavior: An undercover cop is likely to pay close attention to your movements and expressions and ask you invasive questions about illegal activity. The best way to avoid these cops is by reading their nonverbal communication for signs of suspicion like rigid posture or an intense stare.
Time: Undercover officers might only offer appointments during off hours when there's less chance of running into anyone who knows them. They might want to meet with you in remote locations that are difficult to find, such as your place of work. In order to avoid being interrogated by an undercover cop, you should always know how much information they need from you before agreeing to meet with them.
Conversation: Some fake law enforcement agents will insist on talking to you more than once. Others may demand that you answer certain questions without explaining why. All of these behaviors could be warning signs that you're dealing with someone who isn't really a police officer at all.
Uniforms: Cops don't always wear uniforms when they're doing undercover investigations, so it's not always easy to tell if someone is an actual policeman or not. But there are other things you can look for, including badge number tattoos and accessories like handcuffs and guns carried openly on the body (not tucked away). To stay safe, just follow this one rule: if they're not wearing a badge, then they're not a real police officer.
Final Thoughts
In conclusion, there are several ways to tell if a massage therapist is a cop. First, check to see if they are wearing a uniform. Second, ask them if they have a badge. Finally, look for signs that they are carrying a gun. If you see any of these things, it is likely that the massage therapist is a cop.
